I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
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I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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