Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
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