i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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