I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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