just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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