i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
They took my balls.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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