Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
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I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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