I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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