nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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