You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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