He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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