Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Randomize
