i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
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