really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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