I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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