He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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