Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
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