I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
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Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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