dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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