we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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