Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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