We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
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Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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