shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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