make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
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I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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