How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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