..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
The power of my boobs compel you
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