he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
no you cant smoke seaweed
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
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I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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