How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
The ass gains better be worth it
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