there was a trapeze. enough said
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
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By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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