And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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