How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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