did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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