a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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