sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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