I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
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btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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