I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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