Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
