Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Please don't give away my fajitas
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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