I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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