It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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