He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
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I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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