You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.