Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(810): View more from Michigan

Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans

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(615): View more from Tennessee

drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.

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(586): View more from Michigan

If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave

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(737): View more from Texas

and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"

(303): View more from Colorado

I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."

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(208): View more from Idaho

I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.

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(406): View more from Montana

Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud

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