My nipple is on Facebook.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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