Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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