Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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