Barsexuality is the new black.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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