I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
When are your genitals available?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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