In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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