How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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