Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Mom said you looked used
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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