normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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