The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
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I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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