their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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