If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I know her cup size but not her name....
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